Sunday, July 01, 2007

Decisions, Decisions

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it

then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long and wherever you want .

then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the
remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit
next to you as you watch romantic movies

then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up
on your bed just to warm your feet and whom
you can push off if he snores .....

then get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what
you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to, and
loves you unconditionally, no matter what

then get a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all
night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely
to ensure his happiness:
Watch this next picture for a minute...


then get a cat!
You thought I was going to say, 'then get a man'

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