Sunday, September 17, 2006

I so want to do this!

Working people frequently ask unemployed people what they do to make their days
interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving an unemployed person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.

I came downtown on the train and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Cheney '08.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm not working.


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3 comments:

Paperback Writer said...

Ha!!

You're evil!

But that was funny!!

Two Roads said...

Imagine the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz - "Yes, my little pretty!"

Also, I have a very open sense of humor.

Paperback Writer said...

That person must have been pissed when he saw all those tickets!

Remind me never to cross you!