Working people frequently ask unemployed people what they do to make their days
interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving an unemployed person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a shithead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.
I came downtown on the train and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Cheney '08.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm not working.
Tags: Observations, Personal Lessons
Sunday, September 17, 2006
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3 comments:
Ha!!
You're evil!
But that was funny!!
Imagine the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz - "Yes, my little pretty!"
Also, I have a very open sense of humor.
That person must have been pissed when he saw all those tickets!
Remind me never to cross you!
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